Heh, funny shit at II-
Tips for Paranormal Investigators.
I particularly like Rule 4:
Nobody splits up. Ever. The entire house will be explored in due time. Even the most obsessive-compulsive efficiency-freak would agree that "covering more ground" is significantly less effective if your people die before they can cover their assigned "more ground". Further, if one person has to take a piss, EVERYONE goes with him. INTO the bathroom. INTO the bathroom stall, if applicable. The short-term embarrassment of having your compatriots witness your bodily functions pales in comparison to the long-term ignominy of having your privates ripped off by toilet zombies before help can arrive. "Safety First" isn't just a motto, it's a way of life!
But now I need to sleep. It's thanksgiving, and shit.
Tips for Paranormal Investigators.
I particularly like Rule 4:
Nobody splits up. Ever. The entire house will be explored in due time. Even the most obsessive-compulsive efficiency-freak would agree that "covering more ground" is significantly less effective if your people die before they can cover their assigned "more ground". Further, if one person has to take a piss, EVERYONE goes with him. INTO the bathroom. INTO the bathroom stall, if applicable. The short-term embarrassment of having your compatriots witness your bodily functions pales in comparison to the long-term ignominy of having your privates ripped off by toilet zombies before help can arrive. "Safety First" isn't just a motto, it's a way of life!
But now I need to sleep. It's thanksgiving, and shit.
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