Cone-itchy-wah
I'll coneitchy your wah!
I'm posting to let my Des Moinian bretheren know that I will be totally unavailable this evening. I was summoned back to Melrose to do family things. And since cellphone signals are mysteriously sucked into a vortex here, this is probably the only way you'll find out.
I don't really feel like going to another pound-me-in-the-ass karaoke bar anyway. Last night was too much for me. I can't stand being around people who are drunker and more obnoxious than I am. Thankfully, those people are rare, but they all decided to have a "drunker and more obnoxious than Andy" jamborie at Fireside last night. It was like a damned contest to see who could be the drunkest and most obnoxious. I'm afraid I lost by a long shot. There was a three-way tie for first and we even had a female runner-up. She was the trap that you didn't want to look into. Cause once you do, you never escape her constant nagging of, "Com'n n' dance with me baby."
The douche in the red hat probably should have won, but he was taken out of the competition by a burly bouncer early on.
Oh, I also hear that Garrett is planning on sacrificing a deer to his dark god on Ryan's couch. What is that about?
Tell Kum and Go Josh that I said I love him, and miss him, and am sorry that I wasn't there to tell him these things in person.
Okay, who stole my fucking green pen. Your ass is not going to escape a severe tazering when I find out. It'll be the tazering by which all other tazerings are defined.
And then I'll coneitchy your wah!
I'm posting to let my Des Moinian bretheren know that I will be totally unavailable this evening. I was summoned back to Melrose to do family things. And since cellphone signals are mysteriously sucked into a vortex here, this is probably the only way you'll find out.
I don't really feel like going to another pound-me-in-the-ass karaoke bar anyway. Last night was too much for me. I can't stand being around people who are drunker and more obnoxious than I am. Thankfully, those people are rare, but they all decided to have a "drunker and more obnoxious than Andy" jamborie at Fireside last night. It was like a damned contest to see who could be the drunkest and most obnoxious. I'm afraid I lost by a long shot. There was a three-way tie for first and we even had a female runner-up. She was the trap that you didn't want to look into. Cause once you do, you never escape her constant nagging of, "Com'n n' dance with me baby."
The douche in the red hat probably should have won, but he was taken out of the competition by a burly bouncer early on.
Oh, I also hear that Garrett is planning on sacrificing a deer to his dark god on Ryan's couch. What is that about?
Tell Kum and Go Josh that I said I love him, and miss him, and am sorry that I wasn't there to tell him these things in person.
Okay, who stole my fucking green pen. Your ass is not going to escape a severe tazering when I find out. It'll be the tazering by which all other tazerings are defined.
And then I'll coneitchy your wah!
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