Heidi's SF debut

Heidi left this badass SF story on my Smith Corona last Thursday. I'm leaving the spelling errors in, because if you've tried writing on one of my machines you know that spelling errors can not be helped.

One d ay i was w alking down the road when I say a squriell.
It h ad massive fans that itblew out of its ass! It was purple
in color.It carried a sh t XX gun in one hand a pack
of gum in the other. Its bullets were bi gger th an its bubbles.
His naame w as timmy, an dhe was on a mission to birn down the coveint.
His orders were from Dr. Deathe who had m agic powers or the plasma guns.The plasma gun shot bird seed into peoples assezs. It shocked the m with so muc h power, it gavethem marigold powers. Now wh t are are tthese such powers you might ask?Powers that gave them the abitlitty to eat human flsh, suck otu every last bit of blood and han g the flesh out on the lince for a nice new coat for parishilton.

Yes!

(No Heidis were injured in bringing this story to publication. All Heidis were contacted aforehand)