Actual things I overheard today at the office

"Stay away from me! I've got my own religion . . ."

"Maybe I should shave the whole thing."

"I left a frozen pot pie in my office over the weekend, and now there's . . . gravy all over my papers."

*hangs up phone* "Liar!"

"You'd think there'd be some . . . brains . . . somewhere."

"And that's just the Nature Boy's."

"I'd watch out for that yogurt." "Why?" "Oh, you'll know why."

"Would you say—" "He's entered a psychotic state."

"Don't pack your toothbrush."

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Bonus!

The historical basis for the movie Brotherhood of the Wolf, the Beast of Gevaudan.

Books bound in human skin.