A short history: Cricket vs. the Printer
Summer of '98ish: AP printer at local radio station creates a sea of paper every tour. Papercuts ensue.
Fall of 02: Server for printer in the computer lab is unable to handle anything Cricket sends to it. Results in Cricket being unable to print his project and holding up everyone else from doing the same.
Anytime after Cricket aquired his most recent printer: Inkjet printer randomly stops talking to the computer. No printing possible without a restart or a multi-hour wait. This will also happen midway through a printing, causing only a half of a page to be printed.
Summer of '04: Cricket mutters something about the printer's mother when a project was chewed up via paper jam. The Lexmark heard and covers Cricket's car with circus peanuts.
Today: Printer in the studio will not acknoledge that files Cricket sends to it. Finally snapping, Cricket drops the printer from the 5th floor landing.
Fall of 02: Server for printer in the computer lab is unable to handle anything Cricket sends to it. Results in Cricket being unable to print his project and holding up everyone else from doing the same.
Anytime after Cricket aquired his most recent printer: Inkjet printer randomly stops talking to the computer. No printing possible without a restart or a multi-hour wait. This will also happen midway through a printing, causing only a half of a page to be printed.
Summer of '04: Cricket mutters something about the printer's mother when a project was chewed up via paper jam. The Lexmark heard and covers Cricket's car with circus peanuts.
Today: Printer in the studio will not acknoledge that files Cricket sends to it. Finally snapping, Cricket drops the printer from the 5th floor landing.
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