The Earth revolves, in it’s steady elliptical orbit, around Dave.

...and don’t even try to tell me any differently.


Dave, I love you, but you need to do three things if you expect to see me or anyone else who matters here in Iowa.

#1 Decide where your loyalties lie.

#2 Plan well in advance.

#3 Communicate and discuss your plans, making adjustments as necessary.

(A hastily written note, indicating that you’ll ‘be back Saturday’ does not constitute as communicating and discussing your plans, by the way.)

I know it’s a crazy idea, but maybe if you want to see us, you should spend some time with us instead of our ex-girlfriends. I really don’t care that you were with mine, but Tim’s...you should know better.

I really do want to hang out with you before you go home, and I think if you’re aware of these things it’ll make that more likely.

Also, I need to go home some time this week (probably tomorrow or Thursday) so if you want to catch a ride back up, let me know soon!