Quick & Infuriated: Havanna Hydroplaning

Thanks, Andy.

So my birthday. It was awesome. Not only did I get a good ton of swag, I also might be on MTV. As for the last 2 years, we went to Two Fisted Mario's for my birthday. Low and Behold: MTV is filming Real World: Denver this summer. So they waltz in with a waver for the manager to sign so they can come in. So they sign it, get security to make sure no one gets near them, etc, and the manager proceeds to tell us (who have been inside fifteen minutes prior to Empty Vee) "Hey! Empty Vee is coming in!" Then they blast some anti-MTV song to the point we have to shout negative slander. They come in, order pizza, and go outside in like 2 minutes. Everyone in Denver HATES the idea of Empty Vee showing off Denver as a "hip place to be and where everyone is cool and fresh and clean-clean." Fuck no. We got to yell how they were ruining the city, our society, and music in general. They didnt stay too long, they paid (didn't tip) and a whole host of shit because franky, they suck.

As far as presents go: I got a Capt. Hook action figure, some pirate bandaids, a Ms. Pacman game thing (the one Ryan "sent"), a Kong poster, and a miniature Mani Mani Statue from Liar X. Aggurate (who coincidentally was eating garlic and lifting weights and could not attend the fun).