Naming conventions of inanimate objects

My parents got me a paper shredder for christmas. I finally used it the other day and was way too amused by the things that it can shred (cds?!) 

Anyway, since it amused me and now serves as my destroyer of mail and country music, I've decided to name the machine. I was thinking Fred, or Bob, but that just seems to mediocre for a thing that can chew all of my flat papery things to a fine confetti. 

Other ideas: 
Gorgoth the Ravenous
Pulpy
Scraps

I'm open to further suggestions.