Justin Gillaspie is a wonderful person with many talents

I selfishly forgot Nick's birthday was the other day. I also know it's about Tim's birthday.

Hence, happy birthday to both of you, I guess.

I think I've given Amish enough of a complex. I have stopped responding to his threats to "fornicate" myself, so someone else needs to grow up. So... I'm boycotting any sort of Amish joke until he can have a response besides "FUCK YOU DAVE!!!1!!ONE!" It is only because he wants the forbidden fruit.