Don't you wish you had been abducted by aliens ? ? ?

I sure do. Seven months of anal probes and needles in my eyes is exactly what I've been subjected to, but at the hands of my fellow humans. At least the aliens might have the courtesy to wipe my memory when it was all over with.

Billy--there is hope, but it is a small thread with which I must weave a rug.

Also, a heartwarming mother's day story: Why I Give My 9-year-old Pot