More like Ge-Pedo.

I went to the Fall Musical here in Albia. It was a Disney ripoff of their own franchise Pinocchio. Instead, it was about the troubles Gepeddo had raising The Wooden One. Oddly, Gepeddo tries to auto-correct into Armageddon.

I'll be brief on this, so I can make my point. The production was typical high school quality. The theater was filled with 12-14 yr olds who couldn't shut up, sit still, and were more interested in poke pinch squeeze instead of the play.

Which brings me to my point: did this happen in all the plays in high school? I thought Cinderella was a live action abortion, but the crowd at least knew to shut up and listen. Maybe -just maybe- Hampton and her porn addiction had a real talent for directing and stage presentation to keep the audience interested. Or maybe you can't hear the dumbasses in audiences from the stage.

I find out Monday if I get to be a Volunteer. Or as I like to call it, the Bottom Bitch.