Dog Bacon is a complete part of this nutritious breakfast

Today there was this article on CNN about how scientists had solved the riddle of, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I got all excited cause I'm an egg all the way, but this article was saying chicken and I was like, "WTF?" Dinosaurs laid eggs, this is simple! They even mention dinosaur eggs in the article. But these scientists are chicken lovers and they say the chicken has some egg making protein or some shit that makes eggs and this means they came first, but come on!!! Dinosaurs.

If you are pro egg, you should go to CNN.com RIGHT NOW and vote egg on their homepage survey.

Another article with a survey is this one about . . . arguing?!? I think that was the author's true intent. He wanted to show you a really goofy argument. Why else would his article on CNN's homepage include this precious anecdotal nugget:

I knew a vegan who had to keep upping her dosage of Prozac, until one day a Dr suggested she add red meat to her diet. Withing the year, the addition of about a pound of beef to her diet allowed her to substantially reduce her daily requirement of Prozac. She seems much more stable and balanced. I'm convinced that no red meat = brain chemical imbalaces. Not as much as the typical American diet.. but certainly – we've evolved to required what is in meat to be healthy. As quick look at our teeth pretty much shows that we're ominvores. The true vegetarians that I've met never seem to be healthy or mentally well balanced.

Just my opinion.

I'm just complaining because I was bored today and this is all I had for entertainment. Anyone got any good work safe internet fun? The argument . . . well, I don't really care for pork chops and ribs but . . . sausage and bacon? I don't think I could give it up forever. On the other hand, pigs don't sweat. And they basically live in shit.

I can see both sides of the pulp fiction pork argument.

And dog, well . . . I've never tried dog, but I bet you couldn't make bacon out of one.

The thing I really love about amerika, and the amerikan internet in particular, is that we are free to have these arguments. If we were starving and living in a shantytown, the argument would only occur in whispers as a scraggly flee-bitten mutt wandered in.