Things I Could Have Tweeted

Steven King was committing crimes as a member of KISS. Until those damn snooping kids and their stupid dog showed up.

Whenever I hear any sort of news or even mere mentioning of Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin, I want to jab a pen through my ear canal and pierce my brain and continue to do so until the hurting stops...or I am dead.

Air conditioners are a giant funnel for money during the summer. During the winter, I would have $40 energy bills. Today I got the Whopper: 77 big'uns. God damn.

I've mostly caught up in Borderlands. I have yet to start Playthrough 2: Electric Boogalo.