A Real American Zero
It's my Saint Day: St. Patrick's Day. For you who dont habla francais, it's this whole idea of the French that states your middle name is supposed to be that of a saint and everyday of the calender is designated towards a saint. What are you supposed to do on your Saint's Day? Get shit faced, embarass yourself with a member of the opposite sex, and get presents. Im goin to do two of those tonite, I guarantee you that.
Anyway, Im sure Tim and Ryan have a fucked up date of which im going to return, again. Im pretty sure the last I heard from either of them was the date of March 19th. Idjits. . . Im goin to be back NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 25th. Im pullin a red eye drivin scheme again so Im leaving Denver probably around 1339 hrs (thats 1:39 pm for you lesser-evolved ones). Anything happening over the weekend? Or if I go to Des Moines? Please! I Don't Want To Go To A Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Karaoke Bar EVERY FUCKING NITE.
oh. Speakin of which, happy belated b-day Ryan. Ive heard so much crap about Star Wars now that Im sick of it. Episode III will be cool, there wont be any 1/2 Mauls flying around, or stupid ass trilogy epilogues or any other fanboy induced masterbatorial fantasy that might be on the web. I mean seriously, you all played (or saw the ending to) Metal Gear: Sons of Liberty. They BLATENTLY say the internet is full of useless information.
Anyway, Im sure Tim and Ryan have a fucked up date of which im going to return, again. Im pretty sure the last I heard from either of them was the date of March 19th. Idjits. . . Im goin to be back NEXT FRIDAY, MARCH 25th. Im pullin a red eye drivin scheme again so Im leaving Denver probably around 1339 hrs (thats 1:39 pm for you lesser-evolved ones). Anything happening over the weekend? Or if I go to Des Moines? Please! I Don't Want To Go To A Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Karaoke Bar EVERY FUCKING NITE.
oh. Speakin of which, happy belated b-day Ryan. Ive heard so much crap about Star Wars now that Im sick of it. Episode III will be cool, there wont be any 1/2 Mauls flying around, or stupid ass trilogy epilogues or any other fanboy induced masterbatorial fantasy that might be on the web. I mean seriously, you all played (or saw the ending to) Metal Gear: Sons of Liberty. They BLATENTLY say the internet is full of useless information.
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