...and then I reached into his mouth and ripped out his tongue!

This old dude may be tougher than Grandpappy!

When I first saw the headline I thought, "Now what is Grandpappy doing in Kenya?" But it looks like this guy might be someone else altogether.

THE EXODUS HAS BEGUN!

Ryan has started moving his stuff from Heidi and Heather's over to my little one-bedroom. We can't move into the two-bedroom yet because they're still working on it. I was informed yesterday that we wouldn't be able to start moving in until "mid-afternoon on Friday." I'm going to take that as being around two or three.

So considering all of the stuff that Ryan had over at his other place, you can imagine what my apartment looks like right now. It's like Megan's family is living there; boxes and junk all over the place.

I could really use a hand with all of the moving tomorrow evening. Laborers will be rewarded with an alcoholic beverage of their choice!

There is enough room at my apartment to play chess (last I checked) so if you guys would like to come over and do that, feel free. And if you want to come early, say seven o'clock, we could play at Caribou under the adoring eyes of the hot Caribou barristas.