Follies and Birds (black)
Here are all the police reports that Dave and I have posted, minus the crapola ones. Well, minus some of the crapola ones. Some of these will need some heavyass goofiness from Dave and Andy. Heavyass. This is the order I'll read in, unless there are objections or bribes.
If we can find the Clive police report for Andy stealing leather chairs from a bar's dumpster, we'll use that too.
Andy: Don't forget your Connery getup, your pill bottle. We'll get hot tamales or something to fill it up with. Or actual viagra capsules. That'd be awesome. In a my-penis-is-bursting-all-over-the-stage kind of way.
Dave: . . . I hope you are still alive. If so, get that robot exoskeleton. And get in the nay sayin mood.
Tim: Don’t forget a BIG box of condoms for the groupies.
Ryan: . . . you better memorize your lines and cues, boy. By God, you better. Illiteracy is no excuse.
I'll be leaving from work at 4:30, which should put me in Albia around six. Can anyone get the robot suit from Grt's prior to rehearsal/the show? and where are we meeting to practice at 6:30? My place? Don't be late! Because we desperately, desperately need to go over this at least once. Should we have an emergency word to trigger the ending in case of major script memory breakdown?
Oh: Rominger is unavailable. This means----we're fucked for an Amish part. Unless WES wants to do it.
WES.
Here:
A person advised that there was ababy raccoon with a bunch of kids around it. The raccoon was removed.
A caller reported a subject was slumped over in a vehicle. An officer checked and the subject was working on the car.
A person called about a male that threw a bottle down and broke it all over.
A caller reported that a deer jumped through his windshield.
A person reported her child was out riding a bicycle and came across a male subject lying on the ground by a local church. Officers arrested a man for public intoxication, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
An officer was flagged down by a person who reported seeing a dead bird in an alley and was concerned about West Nile virus.
A citizen called to advise of a dog disrupting a yard sale.
A citizen reported that there was a car that was on the detour road and a male subject was holding down a female subject. Officers responded and reported that they were tickling each other and then they were pushing the car back to town as they were out of gas.
Library employee called to report a man acting strangely (in the fiction section.)
A person reported that someone had thrown his mail on the ground and stolen his mailbox.
An individual called from a local business to advise his girlfriend had called her mother who has called ID, and now her family knows where she is. Caller said that her brothers were there knocking on doors and there were six men with guns at the mother's house. [I don't know about this one . . .]
An individual came to the law center in reference to someone throwing cherries at them. They did not want to press charges.
A person called about a car that was sitting in front of a local residence. A girl in the car was yelling into a phone. An officer stopped the vehicle and found that everything was okay.
A citizen reported that smoke was coming out of her neighbor's apartment. An officer responded, along with the fire and ambulance crews and reported that her neighbor had burnt her toast.
An individual reported a ferrett was at her house. Animal control responded and took the animal to the clinic.
A citizen called in reference to someone putting a Christmas tree on his lawn. He advised that he is allergic to them and he has a fake one.
A caller reported two people going through a dumpster. Last time they did this, they left trash all over the place.
If we can find the Clive police report for Andy stealing leather chairs from a bar's dumpster, we'll use that too.
Andy: Don't forget your Connery getup, your pill bottle. We'll get hot tamales or something to fill it up with. Or actual viagra capsules. That'd be awesome. In a my-penis-is-bursting-all-over-the-stage kind of way.
Dave: . . . I hope you are still alive. If so, get that robot exoskeleton. And get in the nay sayin mood.
Tim: Don’t forget a BIG box of condoms for the groupies.
Ryan: . . . you better memorize your lines and cues, boy. By God, you better. Illiteracy is no excuse.
I'll be leaving from work at 4:30, which should put me in Albia around six. Can anyone get the robot suit from Grt's prior to rehearsal/the show? and where are we meeting to practice at 6:30? My place? Don't be late! Because we desperately, desperately need to go over this at least once. Should we have an emergency word to trigger the ending in case of major script memory breakdown?
Oh: Rominger is unavailable. This means----we're fucked for an Amish part. Unless WES wants to do it.
WES.
Here:
A person advised that there was ababy raccoon with a bunch of kids around it. The raccoon was removed.
A caller reported a subject was slumped over in a vehicle. An officer checked and the subject was working on the car.
A person called about a male that threw a bottle down and broke it all over.
A caller reported that a deer jumped through his windshield.
A person reported her child was out riding a bicycle and came across a male subject lying on the ground by a local church. Officers arrested a man for public intoxication, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
An officer was flagged down by a person who reported seeing a dead bird in an alley and was concerned about West Nile virus.
A citizen called to advise of a dog disrupting a yard sale.
A citizen reported that there was a car that was on the detour road and a male subject was holding down a female subject. Officers responded and reported that they were tickling each other and then they were pushing the car back to town as they were out of gas.
Library employee called to report a man acting strangely (in the fiction section.)
A person reported that someone had thrown his mail on the ground and stolen his mailbox.
An individual called from a local business to advise his girlfriend had called her mother who has called ID, and now her family knows where she is. Caller said that her brothers were there knocking on doors and there were six men with guns at the mother's house. [I don't know about this one . . .]
An individual came to the law center in reference to someone throwing cherries at them. They did not want to press charges.
A person called about a car that was sitting in front of a local residence. A girl in the car was yelling into a phone. An officer stopped the vehicle and found that everything was okay.
A citizen reported that smoke was coming out of her neighbor's apartment. An officer responded, along with the fire and ambulance crews and reported that her neighbor had burnt her toast.
An individual reported a ferrett was at her house. Animal control responded and took the animal to the clinic.
A citizen called in reference to someone putting a Christmas tree on his lawn. He advised that he is allergic to them and he has a fake one.
A caller reported two people going through a dumpster. Last time they did this, they left trash all over the place.
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