Government Cover-up, Not Involving the Dreaded Bee-Men

As I walked to the water fountain just now, I could have sworn one of the secretaries blurted out, very cheerily, "J. Allen Hynek!" And since this is a government building, that's obvious proof that the UFO crash in Roswell was real, Project Blue Book is still active, and Hynek has been kept alive using unnatural technology harvested from crashed extraterrestrial crafts.