I ate a bunch of lime and salt because I was too poor for tequila

Does it not look like hes tossing the ball to start to kick your ass? This is the other David Wells. The no talent hack that has destroyed my life. Nothing was wrong with my name until he got famous. I dont resemble this man at all, yet baseball fans piss themselves when I say my name. I do have the start of his belly...but thats about it. Maybe hes me like....10 yrs from now.

So yeah. Im about to fall asleep in class.