Queen of the Damned Worst Movie Ever
Vampires are badass. Blade, Interview with the Vampire, The Lost Boys, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. All good vampire movies.
Then you watch Queen of the Damned.
Sure, the movie was kinda botched when Alya died 1/4 of the way through. So what did they do? They finished the movie using medium shots, over the shoulder shots, and even more medium shots. (Medium shots is when you show 1/2 the character or more on the screen) Then,because it cost so much production expense to re-write and re-shoot the movie after Alya's plane decided to go retarded, the whole movie veers away from the book and spirals downward like waste in a toilet. The ONLY redeemable fact about the movie is the hot red head who becomes a vampire in the end, and John Davis trying to scalp tickets to his own damn concert.
Vampires are the new emo kids. They forcefuly bleed, listen to monotonous music, and dress in clothes from one store. So sad. However, I think Captain Hook would have a better time fighting vampires then he would the original Lost Boys.
Then you watch Queen of the Damned.
Sure, the movie was kinda botched when Alya died 1/4 of the way through. So what did they do? They finished the movie using medium shots, over the shoulder shots, and even more medium shots. (Medium shots is when you show 1/2 the character or more on the screen) Then,because it cost so much production expense to re-write and re-shoot the movie after Alya's plane decided to go retarded, the whole movie veers away from the book and spirals downward like waste in a toilet. The ONLY redeemable fact about the movie is the hot red head who becomes a vampire in the end, and John Davis trying to scalp tickets to his own damn concert.
Vampires are the new emo kids. They forcefuly bleed, listen to monotonous music, and dress in clothes from one store. So sad. However, I think Captain Hook would have a better time fighting vampires then he would the original Lost Boys.
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