Beer goggles

So I was just on the phone with Oregon's Division of Criminal Investigations, and they had to put me on hold. This was the hold music:

"Life seems good, good, good!
Cause Billy's got his beer goggles on...

(country music instrumental)

How many fingers'm I holdin up, Billy?!"

Bizarro.

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