Chuck Norris lives by one rule: NO FAT CHICKS

SO, ANDY....wanna give me ride Monday to Des Moines? If no, Ill be leaving with Perry in the very f'ing early hours, before the crack of Noon-Thirty.

As for the rest of us, are we going to ruin Christmas again? I say yes. Yes to that. Bil needs to be called and forced to come along, too, and sodomize the Season with us. Everyone should too!!

EDIT: Sarah is not pseudo-gothy as I once said or implied. If anything, shes smart in the pants department, and of the irish descent of the Clan of McDrunkerfaces.