I eat zingers --Sasquatch

Oh man first I didn't have any money but then I found 35 cents in my pocket and then Kathy had a couple quarters so I was gonna get some zingers but then there were no zingers cause they'd been replaced by Hostess Brownies which looked exactly the same but bigger so I got those and then Kathy got those but her package had a hole in it and a bunch of little ratty gnaw marks so she got another package and then we saw that the real zingers were still in the machine but had been moved to the top! and we could have had real zingers but instead we got these crappy Hostess knockoffst hat don't even have cream filling!