Tiny Tim's Christmas Gift
I think we should pool our funds to buy Tim a zeppelin for Christmas.
Don’t ask me WHY Tim needs a zeppelin, you dumbass! That’s like asking why a pirate needs a fucking galleon, or why Bozo needs a clown car. Tim needs a fucking zepplin.
I’m not sure how much a zeppelin costs and my initial google/ebay search for a zeppelin only brought up boxed sets of Led Zeppelin albums and a zeppelin brand snowboards, but I’m certain we can find one. I would guess it couldn’t cost more than...say...$150,000.
I’m going to start the pool with $5. If everyone who reads this blog contributes we might be able to get that number up to...like...$150,000,000 by Christmas.
Cause this blog is insanely popular, right? The kids love it.
Don’t ask me WHY Tim needs a zeppelin, you dumbass! That’s like asking why a pirate needs a fucking galleon, or why Bozo needs a clown car. Tim needs a fucking zepplin.
I’m not sure how much a zeppelin costs and my initial google/ebay search for a zeppelin only brought up boxed sets of Led Zeppelin albums and a zeppelin brand snowboards, but I’m certain we can find one. I would guess it couldn’t cost more than...say...$150,000.
I’m going to start the pool with $5. If everyone who reads this blog contributes we might be able to get that number up to...like...$150,000,000 by Christmas.
Cause this blog is insanely popular, right? The kids love it.
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