Disgusting Holidays

Holidays Goathead came up with over lunch or, in some instances, last night:

Masturbation Marathon Monday
Touch Yourself Tuesday
Wack it Till it Bleeds Wednesday
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Friction Blister Friday(x)
Salve-saturated Saturday(x)
Skin Flaying Sunday(x)

(x) may have been the creation of a non-Goathead entity
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Also, Wednesday has been slightly altered due to my faltering memory

Kevin, what are you doing tonight? This is what I'm doing: I have no idea!

No idea!