Excellence in a Multiperson Sex Scene

I just had a long, somewhat detailed conversation about pornography in the hospital cafeteria, which I cut short only after noticing a middle-aged woman in a doctor's outfit not 12 inches behind my head, trying to eat a lunch of fish and rice while we discussed the notorious "slap my face" incident, the physical perils of overwork (overloving) in the pornography industry, and the dubious honor of being awarded for "excellence in a multiperson sex scene."