Bag.

Agh! This lady here keeps asking me to research her fucking satchel, which she found in a trunk somewhere. It's imprinted with the word "Treble," which she believer—after much internet searching—links it to a concert hall in Canada. Why? Because it's called Treble Hall. She thinks it was manufactured there, by hand.

She comes by every day to ask why we haven't begun working on it. Today she brought it by and I turned it over and on the bottom it says "Mnfct. in Detroit, Mich."