Galactic Speedos!

This would be about the time I would say "Im heading home later today. Ill be back in Albia tomorrow. Someone come get me!"

But it is not...

I am broke and I have to stay here for RA training. I prolly wont be home for Easter, either. Unless somehow you all collect cans and bottles and pay for a ticket for me home. Someone-Who-I-Wont-Say-For-Ex-Girlfriend-Liabilities Reasons said would drive me back (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FUCKED UP in many, many ways) but Im not putting faith in the abilities of Aluminum tycooning or insane exes.

So, Im pretty effed. In the A. I wish animated gifs would work, else youd all see the dancing prinny.