That's unfortunate

Wow, Goathead must have really loved that USDA glossary.

Following Cricket's suggestion, I submitted the following list to McSweeney's for their "lists" segment (which is usually kind of boring and stupid, but this was too easy to neglect):

Entries from the Official USDA Glossary of Meat Terminology which
Remind Me of Unfortunate Sexual Encounters

Regular Tripe
Import Quota
False Sweetbread
Firm Bottom/Open Top
Dry Rendered
Butt Branded
Loose Lard
Portion Controlled
Voluntary Restraint Agreement
Off Condition
Intent of Sale