Bats.
By the way: my mother ran into Dave Paxton at the supermarket. The gist of the converation was: tell those kids to come do the Follies.
This is what I say: Tim Dicks died in an avalanche last year. His body was buried under 60 feet of snow. When rescue workers finally dug it out, a yeti descended from the icy peaks and tore off Dicks's leg, then proceeded to feed.
David Wells died in March, when his plywood biplane collided with the face of Mount Rushmore.
Andrew Judge has been missing since April. The only clue as to his whereabouts is a chalk-drawn pentagram on his bedroom floor.
Ryan McDonough expired while attempting to copulate with a pair of bongos.
This is what I say: Tim Dicks died in an avalanche last year. His body was buried under 60 feet of snow. When rescue workers finally dug it out, a yeti descended from the icy peaks and tore off Dicks's leg, then proceeded to feed.
David Wells died in March, when his plywood biplane collided with the face of Mount Rushmore.
Andrew Judge has been missing since April. The only clue as to his whereabouts is a chalk-drawn pentagram on his bedroom floor.
Ryan McDonough expired while attempting to copulate with a pair of bongos.
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