Ask me about my botched circumcision!

Random picture day was the bee's knees! I especially enjoyed chainsaw-wielding Jesus (thanks Dave). The fat kid with the lunchbox and the "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt was pretty humorous, but not in quite the same way as Jesus with a chainsaw. Chainsaw humor is subtle and delicate. Fat kid humor is sweaty and smells like PB&J.

I'm really disappointed that my Google image search for 'botched circumcision' yeilded no usable results. I had every intention of flaying your eyes with the horrible images of misshapen penises.