I wouldn't have to rape you if you would just put out

Piss! I finally got my internets fixed. It took damn long enough.

So thanks to everyone that let me visit when I was back. Especially Tim, who came onto me in the middle of the night and the intimate moments we shared.

Oh wait, that wasn't Tim: it was his mom.

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEANN (fuck spelling) IS FREAKIN SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!