Upload the cheeseburger...up your ass

I SERIOULSY think I have a communication problem.

First off, I dont think we conveyed to Tim we wanted to do them when it was voted abouts on Sunday. Where was he? Probably with your mom. And secondly, Dan Walker will be back, so it's not this horrid Paxton Bukkake that it always is.

So to clarify on all the nonsense about the police reports here are the stipulations I gave Paxton:

-We cannot make it to any of the rehersals or Thursday's show.
-No mentioning of the blotter or our group other then "A very special Shadowcast"
-WE ARE ONLY DOING THE POLICE BLOTTER. NOTHING MORE/LESS unless it's Ryan singin' Butt Fuckin' Robots by the Carpenters. Then it's his own problem.

I also gave us a door out:
-We are finalized on performing August 1st. If anyone else besides Tim (Who I realize has obligations reguarding his girlfriend, and thats as cool as female pirates and female ninjas makin out) has other obligations, we are as Britt would say, "Outie Five Thoutie."

And if we want to say "Fuck Albia!" we can always call in a week before the Follies and cancel, stating emergencies beyond our control. Paxton is SOOOOOOOOOOO whipped by us, especially after the bebockle that was this year's Cruizin' Albia. We could possibly just shit on stage as I've planned the last 3 years.