Drunken ranting from America's shriveled penis!

There is a publication here in the great city of Orlando called the "Orlando Weekly". It's a free publication as it's paid for by the advertising it has. So it has 10 pages of real journalism and 20 pages of ads but that's where you find out what's happening that week being that this paper comes out weekly, hence the name. It's top writer is a gay ex-coke head. Tim would fit right in. All the bars, clubs, and music concerts advertise here. So back story aside, I saw an ad that would probably be a hit there in Iowa. A rum tasting night. That's right. RUM! It was like 50 bucks, expensive yes, but you get to do shots of different types of rum until 9pm when the tasting stops and they just drink beer. By nine every one will be so hammered that the 50 buck entrance would be a blur. Throw in some live music from a local band and you got a class A party. The profit would be great. Any bartenders out there should take heed. Whoo Hoo. RUM!