Believe in the Heart of the Cards!

Life is like Taco Bell food: It will never agree with you no matter what the circumstance. There was a poet reading contest tonight at the Coffee Dive whence I hang out with a gaggle of girls at occasionally. This guy, called Ub, had this poem that was very badass about what life is. And he had another poem about Tamagotchis, which are hot as hell if put through a dryer. But he definately made the poetry contest worth it. After all, most modern and indy poetry is about cutting yourself, heroine overdoses, fathers mollesting daughters, and angsty Linkin Park Screaming Infidelities Lone Wolf $4 Girl Crapshitfuckcockandballzery. Yes, Crapshitfuckcockandballzery is a real word as of now. Now. Now. Right now. And ...now. Now. Any time after now. Now. Right this...now. Just then.

I suggest a good ol' Gregorian party. With Gin and Hawkeye.

So...I may or may not have found a penguin.