I want one, dammit

Anybody in Iowa want to make a few bucks? I want a PS3, but I'm going to be in Seattle most of the week, and I'll be damned if I'll pay the fortune those greedy bastards want on EBay.

Anyway, stand in line for however many hours and get me one, and I'll pay you $150 for your trouble. As a bonus, you can pick my first game for me and play it until I get back on Saturday to claim it. Yes, I know you could sell it on EBay for a frickin' fortune, but you don't want to be a greedy bastard, do you?

If you want to take me up on this foolishness, let me know pretty quick; I leave for Seattle early Tuesday.