The Blog is Death Proof

...but not Octopus Yakuza proof.

EDIT: What do you want to see up there in the Title Card? I am doing requests for that. Any and all requests are acceptable. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Just suggestions. Not detailed 100 page eulogies on what to do.

An example:

I want to see a man in a car suit chasing after Lee Harvey Oswald. The Man in the Car Suit should have a hat like Jack Ruby.

-H.P. Humperdink.

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