I Have to Share This Logic

Ralph says:
I want (Nintendo Wii) for the mario/sonic game
David says:
dont waste your time
Ralph says:
well... I lie.... there are other games too
David says:
it hitched a ride on the fail train
Ralph says:
yeah lol not much of a game since it emulates the olympic games... and games like that are as fun as a kick in the balls
David says:
...then why did you want to play it?
David says:
do you like getting kicked in teh balls?!
David says:
I can kick you in the balls. That would save you time and money.