He looked in and saw Sarah in pigtails with a frozen pizza in her lap.

Sarah and I just got pulled over a few miles from our place. We'd stopped at a gas station and bought a frozen pizza and some beer. Afterward, I headed through an intersection, past a cop, and realized in horror that all the arrows on the road were pointing toward my car, and were white.

So I looked for the first place to pull into and did so. This was on the corner of a sort-of industrial zone, and my lights splashed all over a hobo, who looked shocked enough to go into cardiac arrest.