I think the humane society has been reading Tim's Cat Review

I'm looking for a cat and I run across this description for a cat named Marley:

"He is truly a stunning orange tabby and white cat. He is a large, well-built cat. If you can call a cat manly, then that is how I would describe Marley."

Tim, Kara suggests that you should work part time for animal shelter websites giving descriptions of their animals (preferably cats).