Absurd Theater

This just played out three stories down:

DRUNK MAN ON STREET: That's a nice truck

OLDER MAN: This your truck?

DRUNK MAN ON STREET: You've got a Nissan?

OLDER MAN: Is this your Nissan?

DRUNK MAN ON STREET: Hi.

CAUTIOUS WOMAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET: ...Hi.

OLDER MAN: (something I couldn't hear)

DRUNK MAN ON STREET: I've got a Nissan truck too. Got it a few years back. Older model, from a gentleman...a--

ME: *Is that someone I work with?*