A Wad of Pure Condensed Gay

Last night at about 3am between the sounds of feral cats and hazmat trains, I pondered, who reads this blog? Aside from the writers (10-15 people, naturally) and a certain unnamed foreigner, and the Russian speakers, and the Girlfriend Brigade (dating and undating), and maybe the FBI, who actually really reads this blog?

I just picture this weird fan club of anonymous readers who have no clue what the hell is going on half the time except when the pictures posted actually relate to things in reality, and who take sadistic glee in reading the babble and blind hatred that occurs on here. The other half of the time, there is no point of reference to what is occurring (unless they go through the archives and start putting profiles of everybody together. If you have, great job!)