Brilliant

The person here who handled student email issues has left and I have
inherited the challenge. Thankfully it's very entertaining. I've had a
small but desperate string of people these past few weeks who can't
get into their email. They forgot their password or it just stopped
working. Then the system wouldn't recognize their security question
answers. Something was wrong!

Well I got access to those security question answers and that's how I
fix the problem. I print out the answers and the student says, oh, I
spelled my mother's name wrong. I spelled Crala instead of Carla.
Stuff like that. Good times.

Here's a story I wrote. I have a new blog now (I am cheating on this
one) and one thing I do is write a short story every day. This is
today's:

RESTLESS LEGS

"Fuck you," his legs said. "We're restless and we're not going to hang
around here anymore."

"But you're my legs," he said.

"Not anymore," one of the legs said. The other was busy with a chainsaw.

BRILLIANT!