So Andy and I were trying to figure out what to get Amish for Christmas, and the top choices are cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie mix. If anyone can think of any other canned goods Amish might like to fuck, let us know. Andy also considered a ball of bread soaked in milk, but the structural integrity would be questionable.
We also theorized that the 2nd and 3rd Matrix were inferior to the first because the original was a very personal story with strong implications for individual life, while the sequels were blown-up scifi action orgies. We hope to formulate these ideas in an article titled "Why the Second and Third Matrix Suck our Nuts." As soon as it's written, we'll let you know.
I'm an entrepreneurial genius. Let's start a booze delivery service! This idea actually started as a joke, but now I think it has strong potential. There are hardly any such stores in existence, and certainly none in this area. We would make crazy mad tips (cause people would be DRUNK!) and we'd also work to cut down on drunk driving (and we would ride that horse of self-promotion into the ground until its legs were bloodless stumps). How many times do people at parties wish they were sober enough to go pick up another twelve pack? Happens all the time.
So I did a google search on booze delivery, just to see if anyone's used the idea. There are a couple of places, including one in Florida, and according to this article it has pretty good support from the community for its efforts in cutting down on drunk driving. The only opponent was a damn MADD rep who feels the delivery service is dangerous "because there is no sure way to make certain that none of the beverage ever falls into the hands of a person under the age of 21." Well, that's just moronic. I know that most booze stores only sell bottles full of magic alcohol that turns to water in the mouths of minors, but ... blargh. Anyway, I know this was really goofily proposed, but .. it is an interesting idea with some potential.
About religious discussion: I'd hate to think we were better off for censoring it. Although there've been notably bad conversations on the subject, it's possible (and not a bad idea) to have occasional thought-out and respectful discussions. And since this is in writing and not in person, it should be even easier to not go crazy and set someone on fire with a flaming Bible. It's at least worth trying. This last occurrence seemed pretty good to me; unfounded prejudice and hate were more the topic than religion anyway. And it's better to talk about those things than to let them fester like the corpses of dead male hookers under Andy's bed.
Let's freestyle rap!
We also theorized that the 2nd and 3rd Matrix were inferior to the first because the original was a very personal story with strong implications for individual life, while the sequels were blown-up scifi action orgies. We hope to formulate these ideas in an article titled "Why the Second and Third Matrix Suck our Nuts." As soon as it's written, we'll let you know.
I'm an entrepreneurial genius. Let's start a booze delivery service! This idea actually started as a joke, but now I think it has strong potential. There are hardly any such stores in existence, and certainly none in this area. We would make crazy mad tips (cause people would be DRUNK!) and we'd also work to cut down on drunk driving (and we would ride that horse of self-promotion into the ground until its legs were bloodless stumps). How many times do people at parties wish they were sober enough to go pick up another twelve pack? Happens all the time.
So I did a google search on booze delivery, just to see if anyone's used the idea. There are a couple of places, including one in Florida, and according to this article it has pretty good support from the community for its efforts in cutting down on drunk driving. The only opponent was a damn MADD rep who feels the delivery service is dangerous "because there is no sure way to make certain that none of the beverage ever falls into the hands of a person under the age of 21." Well, that's just moronic. I know that most booze stores only sell bottles full of magic alcohol that turns to water in the mouths of minors, but ... blargh. Anyway, I know this was really goofily proposed, but .. it is an interesting idea with some potential.
About religious discussion: I'd hate to think we were better off for censoring it. Although there've been notably bad conversations on the subject, it's possible (and not a bad idea) to have occasional thought-out and respectful discussions. And since this is in writing and not in person, it should be even easier to not go crazy and set someone on fire with a flaming Bible. It's at least worth trying. This last occurrence seemed pretty good to me; unfounded prejudice and hate were more the topic than religion anyway. And it's better to talk about those things than to let them fester like the corpses of dead male hookers under Andy's bed.
Let's freestyle rap!
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