Yeah, okay, I guess it is just different computers. Thanks Bil. Oh, could you add Real Live Preacher's Blog to our list of links? http://blogs.salon.com/0001772/
So...its like six thirty..or something. I'm not really sure. My stomach has seen a strange variety of mexican food, alcohol and caffine thoughout the course of the night. Its not pleased. Thats the bad news. The good news is that whore of a fucking ass-ramming-cock-gobbling-shit-eating-rat-loving-sheep-scrogging-recum-licking-piss-poor excuse for a paper is DONE! SHIT YEAH! There is much rejoicing.
soo....umm.... You guys know the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walked on the moon....and one has sex with little boys! OHHHHHH thats a doosey....*sigh*
This sucks. I can't go to sleep, cause if I do I won't wake up till Sunday and I have to turn this paper in at nine. So I just sit here, with the sun sitting over the horizon....taunting me. Hes sitting just over the horizon saying, "Hey Andy. Bet you'd like it if I came up and made it daytime so you could turn in your paper and go to sleep. That'd be nice wouldn't it? WELL IT AIN'T GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN! Thats right asshole, I'm just gonna take my sweet-ass fuckin time! Maybe that'll teach you to wear sunglasses, and sunscreen, ASSHOLE! You will know the aweful price of angering the sun...BITCH! I will smite you by not coming up and plunging your bitch-ass into a permenant wintery NIGHT! BWA HA--mutherfuckin--HA!"
Yeah...fuck you sun, I hate you.
Could we get a coffee machine on the blogger? Seriously, or maybe just a caffine IV that comes out of the modem or USB port or some shit? I know, I don't know jack about computers, but thats possible right? You can send caffine or coffee through fiber optics right? NO!?! WHAT THE FUCK? I thought we were supposed to be fucking technologically adcanced! What the fuck is it all about? So I can take a digital picture with my cellphone, I can locate porn of my 2nd grade teacher in like ten minutes or less, I can program a robot to wipe my ass, BUT I CAN'T GET A CAFFINE IV THROUGH MY MODEM? What the fuck have we been working toward? Have we been fucking around with microchips and shit for the last thirty years so that mattel could produce fucking Limbo Elmo? I don't fucking think so, okay!?! I want my caffine IV and I want it fucking PRONTO! No passwords or credit card numbers or age validation or any fucking waiting list...I just want an IV to fuckin hop out of my computer and be like "Hi Andy, I'm your caffine IV for the day...plug me in and lets get crackin! Thats all we really need to invent...I just want my computer to be able to jerk me off and give me caffine. Wait...where the hell did the jerking off shit come from? Okay, I really just want some friggin caffine and to be jerked off....err...wait..no, no caffine just a hard jerking off.....FUCK!.....no jerky, just coffee!! sonofabitch....I gotta piss....can I get a robtic bedpan in here please.....?
So...its like six thirty..or something. I'm not really sure. My stomach has seen a strange variety of mexican food, alcohol and caffine thoughout the course of the night. Its not pleased. Thats the bad news. The good news is that whore of a fucking ass-ramming-cock-gobbling-shit-eating-rat-loving-sheep-scrogging-recum-licking-piss-poor excuse for a paper is DONE! SHIT YEAH! There is much rejoicing.
soo....umm.... You guys know the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walked on the moon....and one has sex with little boys! OHHHHHH thats a doosey....*sigh*
This sucks. I can't go to sleep, cause if I do I won't wake up till Sunday and I have to turn this paper in at nine. So I just sit here, with the sun sitting over the horizon....taunting me. Hes sitting just over the horizon saying, "Hey Andy. Bet you'd like it if I came up and made it daytime so you could turn in your paper and go to sleep. That'd be nice wouldn't it? WELL IT AIN'T GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN! Thats right asshole, I'm just gonna take my sweet-ass fuckin time! Maybe that'll teach you to wear sunglasses, and sunscreen, ASSHOLE! You will know the aweful price of angering the sun...BITCH! I will smite you by not coming up and plunging your bitch-ass into a permenant wintery NIGHT! BWA HA--mutherfuckin--HA!"
Yeah...fuck you sun, I hate you.
Could we get a coffee machine on the blogger? Seriously, or maybe just a caffine IV that comes out of the modem or USB port or some shit? I know, I don't know jack about computers, but thats possible right? You can send caffine or coffee through fiber optics right? NO!?! WHAT THE FUCK? I thought we were supposed to be fucking technologically adcanced! What the fuck is it all about? So I can take a digital picture with my cellphone, I can locate porn of my 2nd grade teacher in like ten minutes or less, I can program a robot to wipe my ass, BUT I CAN'T GET A CAFFINE IV THROUGH MY MODEM? What the fuck have we been working toward? Have we been fucking around with microchips and shit for the last thirty years so that mattel could produce fucking Limbo Elmo? I don't fucking think so, okay!?! I want my caffine IV and I want it fucking PRONTO! No passwords or credit card numbers or age validation or any fucking waiting list...I just want an IV to fuckin hop out of my computer and be like "Hi Andy, I'm your caffine IV for the day...plug me in and lets get crackin! Thats all we really need to invent...I just want my computer to be able to jerk me off and give me caffine. Wait...where the hell did the jerking off shit come from? Okay, I really just want some friggin caffine and to be jerked off....err...wait..no, no caffine just a hard jerking off.....FUCK!.....no jerky, just coffee!! sonofabitch....I gotta piss....can I get a robtic bedpan in here please.....?
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