All right, the golden ticket story. Reader's Digest style:
After consuming some MGD, Kevin peeled the label off the bottle, and just proclaimed that he had a golden ticket, of which Andy promptly chimed in with "I got a golden ticket!" and thus, it went back and forth between those two, until Garrett beat it into the ground like a dead horse....That's pretty much what happened, so, if my re-telling of these events is skewed or such, someone who was there, please correct me! MGD is now like the new chocolate factory, except everybottle has a golden ticket, of which to take you to a magical place!