Never Wear your Best Pants When you go to Fight for Freedom

I've been writing a play for a class. A main part of the play is fortune cookies. And so, in my research, I came upon this, the weirdest fortune I've encountered in my life to this point:

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."

The fuck?

The title of my play is:

"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom

or

Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!"

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