Hobbits found!

Scientists rejoice: "We've found conclusive evidence of Hobbit-like humans! Even their skeleton's are cute!"

Yes, the skeletal remains of "Hobbitlike" humans were found on the Indonesian island Flores, east of Java. These creatures used primitive tools and smoked "pipeweed", also found on the island. The team of scientists currently analyzing the site believe that this hominid may be the distant ancestor of Kelly Gorzimukowski and family.

I think it was a brilliant decision to compare these ancient humans to hobbits. Whoever made that decision was definately smoking some pipeweed of his or her own.