You'll dance a dickless jig!
For you, all of my brothers and sisters in sickness, I offer salvation in the form of green liquid! NyQuil has saved me many times from the demons of sore throat, stuffy nose, sneezing, coughing and congestion. Not only did it rid my body of these horrible symptoms, it made me feel like I'd just pounded a fifth of Jack and then it made me sleep for TEN HOURS!
You say you can't afford the $4.65 price tag? I say you can't afford not to throw down that measley fiver for this sledgehammer in a bottle!
In other news: I have a new job! I have been meaning to announce this publicly for a week or so, but I keep putting it off. I am now a Desktop Publishing Specialist(1) at Wells Fargo Financial. Sounds important doesn't it? Well, you might think otherwise if I gave you a job description, so I'm not going to give you a job description. That solves that.
Go now my children. Drink the green liquid and continue to believe that I have an important job! Go! Remember, it's the bottle emblazoned with the huge fucking 'Q'!
You say you can't afford the $4.65 price tag? I say you can't afford not to throw down that measley fiver for this sledgehammer in a bottle!
In other news: I have a new job! I have been meaning to announce this publicly for a week or so, but I keep putting it off. I am now a Desktop Publishing Specialist(1) at Wells Fargo Financial. Sounds important doesn't it? Well, you might think otherwise if I gave you a job description, so I'm not going to give you a job description. That solves that.
Go now my children. Drink the green liquid and continue to believe that I have an important job! Go! Remember, it's the bottle emblazoned with the huge fucking 'Q'!
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