Tastes like burning

Bah. Barnes&Noble can go to Hell. I think they have a reserved section of hell just for that too. It has a Starbucks and everything. Why this sudden hatred? Besides the fact they sodomize the lil' book store competition, theyre communist pigdogs. This morning I had a job interview w/'em. Everything seemed ok, until the douchey lil guy ( who prolly drives an SUV to compensate for his lack of penis ) asked me if I would be available for the Thanxgiving rush--day before/after. Since Im assuming Im still goin to FLA for that week, I ALMOST lied...but didnt and told the truth. To which he replied: "Well we are only looking for people to work the holiday rush times, especially around thanxgiving." ...WHAT . THE. FUCK. I had the damn application sitting there SINCE SEPTEMBER. Fucking douches. And I could VERYMUCHSO imagine that I would of worked the day before, day after thanxgiving for 8 hours, then maybe a total of 20 hours and then theyd terminate the seasonal jobbers--i.e. me. Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck them and Starbucks. Together. With the same barb wire and molten glass dildo. Ugh. Im going to be a professional diamond thief and not have to worry about "income" or any of that crap.

And you all better be voting, or else youll be tasting the business end of my boot.

EDIT: Got to go here NOW!!! Its the REAL Paris Hilton video that no one wanted you to see ( trust me...you wont get virussed)!!!