They threw me into a pizza oven with his picture and told me to have at it....

Holy fuck. Like.... 2 years ago, the physical Attic Apartment came into existance. But back then Lillith, Slayer of Tiamat and Controller of DaveO (I call her Jaime) ruled supreme. And a YEAR ago, I was finishing up registering for this money grobbeling STD riddled whore I call Art School. Fuck. We are all getting old. In about 4 years, Kelly will be able to drink with us, Gert will have collapsed in upon his own gravity, and Amish will have gotten laid. Well, maybe not the Amish part... And soon, the ethereal Attic Apartment will be a year old and sooner or later will be walking and dating and leaving for college and throwing us into a 2nd rate retirement home and spending the money it saved on a nice persian rug.

Time...is NOT on our sides.